Crying Baby Tips
Helping Your Baby Cry Less and Smile More
Helping Your Baby Cry Less and Smile More
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Parenting Quotes - Can You Smile Please?
Celebrity Parenting Quotes? Are You Serious?
Yep. Why not? If you want your baby to be happier, you need to start with yourself. You deserve a few minutes of funny nonsense, so why not start with these parenting quotes?
I'm not going to have a better day, a more magical moment, than the first time I heard my daughter giggle.
(-) Sean Penn
Obviously, when you have kids, you realize nothing else is important...
(-) Claudia Schiffer
I figure somewhere between kid number one and number seven, I must have learned a few things.
(-) Mel Gibson
It's like a whole new dimension in emotion that I've never experienced. It's crazy!
(-) Gwyneth Paltrow
We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next 12 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
(-) Phyllis Diller
My daughter has a problem picking things up in her room. So if you leave your clothes on the floor, we put them in a bin bag. She has to earn them back by being tidy.
(-) Madonna
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
(-) Bill Cosby
I hold Milo and I literally feel that my heart is going to blow up with this overwhelming feeling of love.
(-) Liv Tyler
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
(-) Woody Allen
I suppose I never realised if before, babies aren't really born of their parents, they're born of every kind word, loving gesture, hope and dream their parents ever had.
(-) Julia Roberts
I'm very strong on respect. I bring my sons up to show respect to people. Brooklyn and Romeo will never get anything unless they have said Please or Thank-you.
(-) David Beckham
I don't really know what to discipline my kids about because I don't think there's anything wrong with them. My son does outrageous things like taking his pants off at the table, and I know I should object but I find them so amusing. Maybe I'm making monsters of them but I can't help myself.
(-) Uma Thurman
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
(-) Greg Norman
Yep. Why not? If you want your baby to be happier, you need to start with yourself. You deserve a few minutes of funny nonsense, so why not start with these parenting quotes?
I'm not going to have a better day, a more magical moment, than the first time I heard my daughter giggle.
(-) Sean Penn
Obviously, when you have kids, you realize nothing else is important...
(-) Claudia Schiffer
I figure somewhere between kid number one and number seven, I must have learned a few things.
(-) Mel Gibson
It's like a whole new dimension in emotion that I've never experienced. It's crazy!
(-) Gwyneth Paltrow
We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next 12 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
(-) Phyllis Diller
My daughter has a problem picking things up in her room. So if you leave your clothes on the floor, we put them in a bin bag. She has to earn them back by being tidy.
(-) Madonna
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
(-) Bill Cosby
I hold Milo and I literally feel that my heart is going to blow up with this overwhelming feeling of love.
(-) Liv Tyler
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
(-) Woody Allen
I suppose I never realised if before, babies aren't really born of their parents, they're born of every kind word, loving gesture, hope and dream their parents ever had.
(-) Julia Roberts
I'm very strong on respect. I bring my sons up to show respect to people. Brooklyn and Romeo will never get anything unless they have said Please or Thank-you.
(-) David Beckham
I don't really know what to discipline my kids about because I don't think there's anything wrong with them. My son does outrageous things like taking his pants off at the table, and I know I should object but I find them so amusing. Maybe I'm making monsters of them but I can't help myself.
(-) Uma Thurman
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
(-) Greg Norman